An order for goods placed by you, the buyer, through our website shall be subject to these terms and conditions. All other terms and conditions, express or implied by statute or otherwise, are excluded to the fullest extent permitted by law.
All orders for goods shall be deemed to be an offer by you, the buyer, to purchase goods pursuant to these terms and conditions. You, the buyer, shall be responsible for ensuring the accuracy of the details provided when ordering and we will not be obliged to accept an order unless all details requested have been entered correctly. No order submitted by you, the buyer, shall be deemed to be accepted by us unless and until we confirm acceptance of the your order by e-mail (where applicable), by telephone or by posting the goods to you. We are entitled to refuse any order placed by you and will not be required to provide an explanation
The images shown on the website are examples of our products but please note the goods may differ slightly from the images shown.
The price of the goods will be the price quoted on the website at the date the order is received and will include VAT where applicable unless specified otherwise. We reserve the right, by giving notice to you, the buyer, at any time before delivery to increase the price of the goods to reflect any increase in the cost to us, which is due to any factor beyond our control (such as without limitation, any foreign exchange fluctuation, significant increase in the costs of labour, materials or other costs of manufacture). In the unlikely event of there being such an increase in the price of the goods you, the buyer, shall be entitled to cancel the order within 7 days of such notice being given.
You, the buyer, warrant that all details provided on the order form for the purpose of purchasing the goods are correct, that the credit card you are using is your own and that there are sufficient funds and/or sufficient unused limit available to cover the cost of the goods.
You, the buyer, also warrant that you will follow the instructions sent with the goods when using the goods.
We warrant that the goods will match the description, if the goods do not match the description we either provide replacement goods or a refund at our discretion. This warranty is in lieu of and to the exclusion of; all other rights and remedies whether arising under any condition or warranty of merchantability or fitness or satisfactory quality or any other contractual condition or warranty express or implied by statute or otherwise, and/or; any other cause of action in contract or in tort (including but not limited to negligence) or under statute or any other legally recognised cause of action or liability whatsoever. Nothing in this clause shall seek to limit our liability in respect of death or personal injury.
We will use all reasonable endeavours to carry out our obligations within a reasonable period of time but will not be liable to you, the buyer, for any loss, costs or expenses arising directly or indirectly from any delays in doing so and we will not be deemed to be in breach of these terms and conditions by reason of any delay in performing, or any failure to perform, any of our obligations in relation to these terms and conditions, if the delay or failure was due to any cause beyond our reasonable control. If we are prevented from carrying out our obligations in the above circumstances, we will notify you in writing. If we are still prevented from carrying out our obligations 3 weeks from the date such notice was sent, then either party may give written notice to the other cancelling the purchase/sale of the goods. If cancellation in this way occurs we accept no liability to compensate you for any loss or damage caused by failure to perform
The copyright in the material contained in this website and any trademarks and brands included in that material belongs to ShagMonkey a trading name of French Letter Trading Ltd or its licensors. This website is for use by customers of French Letter Trading Ltd – you are not allowed to reproduce/copy/modify/sell any of the content or trademarks in any way. We will seek legal redress for any misuse of our property.
We will attempt to ensure that the information available on the website at any time is accurate. However, we will not be held liable for any errors or omissions. We will use all reasonable endeavours to correct errors and omissions as quickly as practicable after becoming aware or being notified of these. All drawings, descriptive matter and specifications of the goods on the website are for the sole purpose of giving an approximate description of the goods. We may also change, suspend or discontinue any aspect of the website, including the availability of any features, information, database or content or restrict access to parts or all of the website without notice or liability.
We may from time to time change, alter, adapt, add or remove portions of these terms and conditions but if we do so we will post any such changes on the website. If any provision of these terms and conditions is held by any competent authority to be invalid or unenforceable in whole or in part, the validity of the other provisions of this Agreement and the remainder of the provision in question shall otherwise remain in full force and effect. English law will apply to this Agreement, and the parties agree to submit to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the English courts. The headings in this Agreement are for convenience only and will not affect their interpretation.
We aim to respond to e-mail, telephone and written queries within 48 hours. In respect of complaints, we will consider the nature of the complaint and will contact you within 21 days of the complaint giving you the result of the enquiries and what we propose should be done.
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